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| - | function chuck_norris(){ | + | |
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| - | var rand= Math.floor(Math.random()*18);
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| - | var facts=new Array();
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| - | facts[0]='"Keep your zinc fingers away from Chuck Norris, because he can replace zinc in their structure."';
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| - | facts[1]='"When Chuck Norris transfects cells, he just takes the plasmid and orders the cell: "Eat, b****."';
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| - | facts[2]='"Chuck Norris sonicates with his own voice."';
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| - | facts[3]='"Chuck Norris gets HEK293 cells by scratching his kidney."';
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| - | facts[4]='"Chuck Norris runs western blot by putting SDS gel into a copying machine."';
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| - | facts[5]='"Chuck Norris can separate biosynthetic products with a knife."';
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| - | facts[6]='"When split fluorescent protein meets Chuck Norris, there is no possibility to fail the fret effect."';
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| - | facts[7]='"Chuck Norris can excite fluorescent proteins with energy that is lower than the energy emitted."';
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| - | facts[8]='"Chuck Norris\' oscillator oscillates faster than light."';
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| - | facts[9]='"Chuck Norris can model the behaviour of an oscillator without any parameters."';
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| - | facts[10]='"T7 RNA polymerase always asks Chuck Norris before it binds to promoter."';
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| - | facts[11]='"Chuck Norris\" carotenoids are hydrophillic and cells excrete them into the culture broth."';
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| - | facts[12]='"Chuck Norris doesn\"t need primary metabolism in order to produce carotene."';
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| - | facts[13]='"Chuck Norris performs double digest with only one enzyme."';
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| - | facts[14]='"Chuck Norris can PCR eukaryotic gene without introns."';
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| - | facts[15]='"Chuck Norris is not afraid of the wiki freeze"';
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| - | facts[16]='"There are G, C, T, A and the Chuck Norris nucleotide. It is self complementary and forms four hydrogen bonds."';
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| - | facts[17]='"Chuck Norris can do PCR without a template nucleic acid. "';
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| - | facts[18]='"Chuck Norris\" DNA is positively charged and has three grooves: minor, major and another one undefinable by common laws of nature. "';
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| - | document.getElementById('chuck_bes').innerHTML=facts[rand];
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| - | }
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| - | function goto(url)
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| - | window.location.href = url;
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| - | }
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